Thursday, November 18, 2010

THE MAN REPELLER

WHAT IS A MAN REPELLER?

MAN·RE·PELL·ER1  [MAHN-REE-PELLER]

–noun
outfitting oneself in a sartorially offensive way that will result in repelling members of the opposite sex. This includes but is not limited to harem pants, boyfriend jeans, overalls (see: human repelling), shoulder pads, full length jumpsuits, jewelry that resembles violent weaponry and clogs.
–verb (used without object),-pell·ing, -pell·ed.
to commit the act of repelling men:
Girl 1: What are you wearing tonight?
Girl 2: My sweet lime green drop crotch utility pants
Girl 1: Oh, so we're man repelling tonight?

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this has got to be one of my favorite blogs. MR is so sarcastic, so ingenious, so RIGHT! --
why is it that pretty much everything "edgy" or "chic" that us girls love is completely the opposite of what males find attractive? i mean seriously to be honest i can care less about what guys think of my sometimes borderline tomboy outfits, or rather such outfits that show about zero amount of skin. i know we girls in truth only dress up for each other -- who else do you expect to comment on your new wedges, spiked rings, or fur vest? not him. 

HOMEGIRL IS SOOO FUNNY! she really knows how to write -- and man repel. 
HERE ARE SOME OF HER AMAZINGLY HYSTERICAL (AND SO TRUE) POSTS:

"YOUR LIPSTICK IS POPPIN, HIS PANTS ARE NOT."
"PARIS FASHION WEEK: THE OLYMPICS OF MAN REPELLING.
INSANE ASYLUM CHIC."
"NO SEX AND THE CITY --
SHOES THAT LOOK LIKE FEMALE GENITALS."
"HOW TO TURN YOUR GETTER (LEFT) INTO A REPELLER (RIGHT)"
"DIYing YOUR VERY OWN SARTORIAL COCK BLOCKS --
THE SCARF TURBAN"


see what i mean?
so funny!!!


5 comments:

  1. You are hilarious, girl! love this post.

    Btw, I'm hosting a giveaway at the moment, would love for you to enter: http://trishiekoh.blogspot.com/2010/11/frieda-sophie-giveaway.html

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  2. Love it that there are ppl here that also think its waay cooler to dress for yourselves/ for the girls rather than to impress the guys! * hi-five*

    Like come on, Insane Asylum Chic is way HOT!

    BTW following you :)

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